| Qty. | Position | Cost | Update | MV | ST | AG | AV | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0-12 | Page | 60,000 | G | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Stunty |
| 0-4 | Republican | 100,000 | G, S, M | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Dirty Player, Piling On |
| 0-4 | Democrat | 100,000 | G, A | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Hail Mary Pass, Dodge |
REROLLS: 60,000
APOTHECARY: Normal
WIZARD: Head coach and Wizard combined (like the Necromancer) into The
President. Once per half, when an opposing player attempts to foul,
The President may threaten the ref with the Billy Club of Rights,
causing the ref to eject the fouling player before he fouls.
Special Rules
Instead of Asst Coaches, can buy SS men to suffer the effects take "Sorry" and "Sorry Sir" cards. "Sorry" and "Sorry Sir" must always be played on a Secret Service Agent instead of the President, if one is available.
When setting up for a kick-off, Democrats can never be put in the right wing, nor can Republicans be set up in the left wing.
Republicans and Democrats will not transfer the ball to each other (neither hand off nor pass), nor will they assist in the other's blocks, despite their positioning. Each will always try to intercept the other's passes.
If the US All-Stars roll a 2 on the Kick-off table, they suffer from Gridlock; they lose 1d6 turns but their opponents move as normal.
The US All-Stars always lose Cheering Fans Kick-off results.
Star Players
| Name | Position | Cost | MV | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Clinton | Star Democrat | 130,000 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Hail Mary Pass, Dodge, Dump Off, Sidestep | Bill is considered to always be under the effects of Lurve Potion. |
| Newt Gingrich | Star Republican | 170,000 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Dirty Player, Piling On, Frenzy, Pass Block, Foul Appearance | A team with Newt on it gets an extra 1d6x1,000 gps for unethical book deals after every game. Hiring Newt causes a team to permanently lose 1d6 points of Fan Factor. |
| Al Gore | Star Democrat | 80,000 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 9 | Hail Mary Pass, Dodge, Stand Firm | Al is so wooden, he must use Treeman stand up rules. |
| Rush Limbaugh | Star Republican | 150,000 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player, Piling On, Nerves of Steel, Hypnotic Gaze | Rush can use his Hypnotic Gaze on all adjacent players once per turn. (He must roll against the player with the highest agility. If he succeeds, all adjacent players lose their tackle zones.) |
| Bob Dole | Star Republican | 60,000 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Dirty Player, Piling On, Foul Appearance, Very Long Legs | Bob always suffers from Rakarth's Spell of Petty Spite. |
| Pat Buchanan | Star Republican | 200,000 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Piling On, Horns, Razor Sharp Claws, Shadowing | Pat gets +3/+3 on all fouls against non-human opponents, unless they're Chaos. No player will ever assist Pat on a Block or Foul. |
| Colin Powell | Star Moderate | 200,000 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Stand Firm | As a moderate, Colin suffers none of the penalties or limitations of the Democrats and Republicans. However, he can ONLY be hired as a Freebooter. |
Bob Dole and Pat Buchanan can never play on the same team together.