| # | PLAYER'S NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | OTHER | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | VALUE |
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| 1 | Sir Ber Rus | Joker Ace | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Crystal Skin, Two Heads, Block, Strip Ball | | | | 6 | 1 | 3 | | 26 | $90,000 |
| 2 | Sir G | Joker Ace | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Mace Tail, Thick Skull, Block | | | 1 | 2 | | 4 | | 15 | $90,000 |
| 3 | Sir Pass | Minor Ace | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | AG Access, Block | | | | 1 | | 1 | 1 | 10 | $100,000 |
| 4 | Sir En Passant | Deuce | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | PASS Access, Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, +1 MA | | | 12 | 4 | | | 2 | 34 | $70,000 |
| 5 | Sir Rho Sis | Joker Ace | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Claw, Foul Appearance, Block, Pass Block, Tackle | | | | 2 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 37 | $90,000 |
| 6 | Sir Ebel Lum | Joker Ace | 7 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Single Eye, AG Access, Catch, +1 MA | | | | 3 | | | 2 | 19 | $90,000 |
| 7 | Sir Cum Solar | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wings, Block, Strip Ball | | | 1 | 5 | | 1 | | 18 | $70,000 |
| 8 | Sir Cumval Lation | Joker Big Guy | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | BIG GUY, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw TeamMate, Take Root, Block, ST Access | | | | | | 4 | | 8 | $110,000 |
| 9 | Sir Cumfer Ence | Joker | 4 | 5 | 2 | 10 | Block, Obese, ST Access, Mighty Blow, ST +1, Juggernaut | | | | | | 2 | 3 | 19 | $70,000 |
| 10 | Sir Plus | Joker | 4 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Kick, Extra Leg, Guard | | | 1 | 1 | | 1 | | 6 | $70,000 |
| 11 | Sir Cumsp Ect | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Two Heads, Block, Strip Ball | | | | 2 | | 4 | 2 | 24 | $70,000 |
| 12 | TBA | Deuce | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | ???? Access?, ?Normal Skill? | | | | | | | | | $70,000 |
| 13 | Sir Cumam Bient | Joker Ace Big Guy | 3 | 7 | 1 | 10 | BIG GUY, Block, Horns, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw TeamMate, Wild Animal, Always Hungry, Obese, Pitch Player, Tackle, ST Access, ST +1, Juggernaut | | | | 1 | | 11 | 2 | 35 | $130,000 |
| 14 | Sir En Dipidy | Joker | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Foul Appearance, +1 AG | | | | | | | 2 | 10 | $70,000 |
| 15 | Sir Coom Size | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Razor Sharp Claws, Block | | | | | | 1 | 1 | 7 | $70,000 |
| 16 | Sir Prise | Joker Spellcaster | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Hypnotic Gaze, RSF, OFAB, Vampiric Change, Spells L1, Slow Time 2+, Conjure 3+, ST Access, AG Access, Block, Tackle | | 6 | | 5 | | | | 21 | $120,000 |
| Team: | Playing the Odds | RE-ROLLS: | 4 | x $50,000 = | $200,000 |
| Race: | Wild Cards | FAN FACTOR: | 14 | x $10,000 = | $140,000 |
| Team Rating: | 259 | ASSISTANT COACHES: | 10 | x $10,000 = | $100,000 |
| Treasury: | $15,000 | CHEERLEADERS: | 4 | x $10,000 = | $40,000 |
| Coach: | Jonathan Murphy | APOTHECARY: | 3 | x $50,000 = | $150,000 |
| TEAM WIZARD: | | x $150,000 = | |
| TOTAL VALUE/COST OF TEAM | $2,010,000 |
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