| # | PLAYER'S NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | OTHER | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | VALUE |
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| 1 | Speedy McDuff | Joker Ace Big Guy Spellcaster | 6 | 5 | 3 | 7 | BIG GUY, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Wild Animal, Spells L1, Conjure 3+, Slow Time 2+, ST Access, Block | | 4 | | | | 3 | | 10 | $180,000 |
| 2 | The Break Dancer | Joker Ace Big Guy | 4 | 5 | 3 | 8 | BIG GUY, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Frenzy, Leap, Kick, Wild Animal, Extra Leg, ST Access, Block | | | | | | 5 | | 10 | $130,000 |
| 3 | Captain Chaos | Major Ace | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Push, Tackle, Dump Off, Leader, AG Access, ST Access, PASS Access, Stand Firm | | | | 5 | | 3 | 1 | 26 | $260,000 |
| 4 | Yahooooo | Joker Ace | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Pinhead, Big Hand, Bonehead, Block, ST Access | | | | | | 2 | 1 | 9 | $90,000 |
| 5 | Jon Claud VonDom | Joker Ace | 4 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Big Hand, Leap, Kick, Extra Leg | | | | | | | 1 | 5 | $90,000 |
| 6 | Air Jordain | Joker Ace | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Extra Arms, Wings | | | | 1 | | 1 | | 5 | $90,000 |
| 7 | Ugly | Joker Ace | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Foul Appearance, Thick Skull, -1 AV | | | | | | | | | $90,000 |
| 8 | Golden Hands Caruso | Deuce | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, PASS Access, Sure Hands | | | 6 | | | | | 6 | $70,000 |
| 9 | Justice Clown | Joker | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Pinhead, Bonehead, ST Access | | | | | | | 1 | 5 | $70,000 |
| 10 | Diamond Ruff | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Crystal Skin | | | | | | | | | $70,000 |
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| 15 | Nat King Cole | Rookie Nat | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | | | | | 1 | | 2 | $50,000 |
| 16 | Rufus Jablonski | Rookie Nat | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | | | | | | | | $50,000 |
| Team: | Demon Spawn | RE-ROLLS: | 2 | x $50,000 = | $100,000 |
| Race: | Wild Cards | FAN FACTOR: | 9 | x $10,000 = | $90,000 |
| Team Rating: | 167 | ASSISTANT COACHES: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Treasury: | $40,000 | CHEERLEADERS: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Coach: | Sean Newboy Baker | APOTHECARY: | 1 | x $50,000 = | $50,000 |
| TEAM WIZARD: | | x $150,000 = | |
| TOTAL VALUE/COST OF TEAM | $1,480,000 |
