| # | PLAYER'S NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | OTHER | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | VALUE |
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| 1 | Trotsky | Snow Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 8 | BIG GUY, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Stone Cold Stupid, Cold Resistant, Always Hungry, Pro | | | | | | 5 | 2 | 20 | $120,000 |
| 2 | Olly Ozwald | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Cold Resistant | | | 2 | | | | | 2 | $70,000 |
| 3 | Hellbrass The Undecided | Storm Giant | 6 | 6 | 2 | 9 | BIG GUY, Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Cold Natured, Cold Resistant, SW 7+, Frenzy | | | | | | 2 | 1 | 9 | $140,000 |
| 4 | Umter | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Cold Resistant, Strong Arm, Dodge | | | 6 | 2 | | | 1 | 17 | $70,000 |
| 5 | Storm Free | Huscarl | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch, Dauntless, Cold Resistant, Dodge | | | 1 | 1 | | 1 | | 6 | $90,000 |
| 6 | Vlade | Huscarl | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch, Dauntless, Cold Resistant, Nerves of Steel | | | | 5 | | | | 15 | $90,000 |
| 7 | Wheres DaBeer | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Cold Resistant, Dauntless, Piling On, Mighty Blow, Push | | | | 1 | 1 | 20 | 3 | 60 | $90,000 |
| 8 | Crash | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Cold Resistant, Mighty Blow | | | | | | 5 | 1 | 15 | $90,000 |
| 9 | Craazed Chris | Beserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | | | | | | | | | $90,000 |
| 10 | Blue Eyed Bob | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Cold Resistant, Piling On | N | | | | | | 2 | 10 | $90,000 |
| 11 | Blondy | Bondsman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Cold Resistant, Leader, Tackle | N | | 2 | 1 | | | 3 | 20 | $50,000 |
| 12 | Snate | Bondsman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Cold Resistant, Guard, Strip Ball | | | 1 | 3 | | | 2 | 20 | $50,000 |
| 13 | Vindalord | Bondsman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Cold Resistant, Kick, Guard | | | | 3 | | 2 | 1 | 18 | $50,000 |
| 14 | Jabby | Bondsman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Cold Resistant | | | | | | 1 | | 2 | $50,000 |
| 15 | Crisp | Bondsman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Cold Resistant, MA +1, Strip Ball | | | 4 | 4 | | 2 | 1 | 25 | $50,000 |
| 16 | Frosstee | Bondsman | 6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Block, Cold Resistant, +1 ST | | | | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | $50,000 |
| Team: | Dangerous Dorks | RE-ROLLS: | 3 | x $50,000 = | $150,000 |
| Race: | Norse | FAN FACTOR: | 11 | x $10,000 = | $110,000 |
| Team Rating: | 216 | ASSISTANT COACHES: | 2 | x $10,000 = | $20,000 |
| Treasury: | $40,000 | CHEERLEADERS: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Coach: | David Allen | APOTHECARY: | 2 | x $50,000 = | $100,000 |
| TEAM WIZARD: | | x $150,000 = | |
| TOTAL VALUE/COST OF TEAM | $1,620,000 |
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