| # | PLAYER'S NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | OTHER | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | VALUE |
| 1 | Chet | Nat Spellcaster | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Level 2 (Conjure 3+/Slow Time 2+), Leap, Kick, Pass Block, SW 8+, (Bionic Legs) |   | 1 |   | 3 |   |   |   | 10 | $160,000 |
| 2 | Bolgot | Joker Ace Big Guy | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | BIG GUY, Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Throw TeamMate, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Foul Appearance, (ST access) |   |   |   |   |   | 1 |   | 2 | $130,000 |
| 3 | Horus | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Foul Appearance |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | $70,000 |
| 4 | Quin | Deuce | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, (ST access) |   |   |   | 1 |   |   | 1 | 8 | $70,000 |
| 5 | Skuttle | Joker Big Guy | 6 | 5 | 3 | 8 | BIG GUY, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Frenzy, Wild Animal, (ST access) |   |   |   |   |   | 1 |   | 2 | $110,000 |
| 6 | Siri | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Third Eye, (Pass access) |   |   | 1 | 1 |   |   |   | 4 | $70,000 |
| 7 | Sprout | Joker Big Guy | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | BIG GUY, Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Throw TeamMate, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, (ST access) |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | $110,000 |
| 8 | Fink | Joker | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Bonehead, (ST access) |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | $70,000 |
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| 10 | Lobster | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Claw |   |   |   |   |   |   | 1 | 5 | $70,000 |
| 11 | Rhine | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |   |   |   | 1 |   |   |   | 3 | $70,000 |
| 12 | Iggy | Joker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Spontaneous Combustion |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | $70,000 |
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| Team: | White Kings | RE-ROLLS: | 2 | x $50,000 = | $100,000 |
| Race: | Wild Cards | FAN FACTOR: | 8 | x $10,000 = | $80,000 |
| Team Rating: | 130 | ASSISTANT COACHES: |   | x $10,000 = |   |
| Treasury: | $40,000 | CHEERLEADERS: | 2 | x $10,000 = | $20,000 |
| Coach: | Patrick Boden | APOTHECARY: |   | x $50,000 = |   |
| TEAM WIZARD: |   | x $150,000 = |   |
| TOTAL VALUE/COST OF TEAM | $1,200,000 |