| # | PLAYER'S NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | OTHER | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | VALUE |
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| 1 | Mr. Yum | Champion of Chaos | 5 | 6 | 3 | 10 | BIG GUY, Block, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Regeneration, Piling On, Stomach Pains, NATP, Personal Apothecary | | | | | | 5 | | 10 | $240,000 |
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| 3 | Psycho Stan | Chaos Halfling w/Chainsaw | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration, AV -1, Chainsaw, SW 8+ | | | | | | | 1 | 5 | $100,000 |
| 4 | "Rabid Dog" Morgan | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | 1 | | | 1 | | 3 | $40,000 |
| 5 | "Bang! Bang!" Bonham | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | | | | $40,000 |
| 6 | Crackpot Al | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration, Block, Dauntless | | | | | | 4 | 2 | 18 | $40,000 |
| 7 | Evil Al Jr. | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | 1 | | 2 | $40,000 |
| 8 | Fat N. Smelly | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration, Block | | | 1 | | | 2 | 1 | 10 | $40,000 |
| 9 | "Mountain Dew" Morgan | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | 2 | | 4 | $40,000 |
| 10 | "Caffeine" Calloway | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration, Big Hand, Sure Hands, NO SKILL ROLL AT 16 SPPS | | | 1 | 2 | | | 1 | 12 | $40,000 |
| 11 | Chuckee | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | | | | $40,000 |
| 12 | Mel McChicken | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | 1 | | 2 | $40,000 |
| 13 | Frank Furry Feet | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration, +1 MA | | | 1 | | | | 1 | 6 | $40,000 |
| 14 | Mick McCoo | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | 1 | | | 1 | | 3 | $40,000 |
| 15 | Killa Ulots | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | 1 | | 2 | $40,000 |
| 16 | Yet Another Tasty Morsel | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Stunty, Razor Sharp Fangs, Regeneration | | | | | | | | | $40,000 |
| Team: | Jimtown's Fat and Furious 'Flings | RE-ROLLS: | 3 | x $70,000 = | $210,000 |
| Race: | Chaos - Yum | FAN FACTOR: | 7 | x $10,000 = | $70,000 |
| Team Rating: | 145 | ASSISTANT COACHES: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Treasury: | $60,000 | CHEERLEADERS: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Coach: | Mr. Elbow (aka Jim Morgan) | APOTHECARY: | 2 | x $50,000 = | $100,000 |
| TEAM WIZARD: | | x $150,000 = | |
| TOTAL VALUE/COST OF TEAM | $1,240,000 |