| # | PLAYER'S NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | EXP | SPP | VALUE |
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| 1 | Grikk Torman | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Piling On | | | | | 2 | 5 | 9 | $70,000 |
| 2 | Fritz Fritzer | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | | | | | 2 | 4 | 8 | $70,000 |
| 3 | Pur O'Lator | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | | | | | 2 | 4 | 8 | $70,000 |
| 4 | Perk O'Lator | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | | | | | 1 | 5 | 7 | $70,000 |
| 5 | Capt. Fred Schnitzel | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Piling On | | | | | 3 | 4 | 10 | $70,000 |
| 6 | Pint O'Guiness | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | | | | | | | | $70,000 |
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| 8 | Terrence Hill | Bull Centaur | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | | | | | | 4 | 4 | $130,000 |
| 9 | Hein E. Ken | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +1 AG | | 5 | | | | 4 | 9 | $40,000 |
| 10 | Bob Barker | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 | -1 AV | | 1 | | | | 4 | 5 | $40,000 |
| 11 | Piz Ahut | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | | 1 | | 1 | 5 | 10 | $40,000 |
| 12 | Len Kinseman | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Leader | MN | | 3 | | | 3 | 12 | $40,000 |
| 13 | Elmut Grasshopper | Hobgoblin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | +1 MA | | | 2 | | | 2 | 8 | $40,000 |
| 14 | Brad Würst | Hobgoblin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | +1 MA | | | | | 1 | 4 | 6 | $40,000 |
| 15 | Sneak Spliff | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | | | | | | 1 | 1 | $40,000 |
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| Team: | Schwarzwald Beer Gutters | RE-ROLLS: | 3 | x $50,000 = | $150,000 |
| Race: | Chaos Dwarf | FAN FACTOR: | 8 | x $10,000 = | $80,000 |
| Team Rating: | 135 | ASSISTANT COACHES: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Treasury: | $50,000 | CHEERLEADERS: | | x $10,000 = | |
| Coach: | Fred Daigle | APOTHECARY: | 1 | x $50,000 = | $50,000 |
| TEAM WIZARD: | | x $150,000 = | |
| TOTAL VALUE/COST OF TEAM | $1,110,000 |
