‘THE NEW BATCH’
A guide to some promising new Star Player talent
By Gary ‘the Nutter’ Thorpe and Elvis Lancaster
Originally presented in Blood Bowl Compendium #3
Copyright Games Workshop Ltd. 2000
A while ago (about two years or there about) Gary and I concluded that the Elf teams and the Undead had too few Star Players available. We decided that this had to change and so came up with these new Star Players. After about 300 hours of play testing and tweaking we’re now satisfied with these results.
In recent seasons there have been many players that have come and gone (mainly in wooden boxes!) but in the end there are very few who can make the grade as Star Players in that bloodiest of all games, Blood Bowl. Usually the players with great promise are snapped up by the big teams but sometimes they can lead a small team into the big leagues just because of their inspirational plays. Today we will review some of the most potent players form the last few seasons.
Wrag Bonesnapper
Wrag, the incredible Ghoul player has become an important member of the Champions of Death as he has scored a magnificent 23 touchdowns in the last two seasons. Considering the general slowness of Undead teams he is a great asset to them. His ability to perform diving catches is especially handy seeing as the Undead aren’t renowned for their accuracy in throwing the ball. His greatest game to date was against the recently reformed Dwarf team, The Lumberjacks, coached by the novice Joe Grimno scoring a momentous 4 touchdowns.
Awards
7 times voted Most Valuable Player, 1 Spike Cup Winner’s Medal.
Landir Yvrace
Landir is the best living example of why High Elf teams are one of the most adaptable races to the passing game. In one game he made 7 successful long bombs, a record that stands today. He plays for the Lords of Yvresse who are a relatively new team to the Old World but have advanced from the Bilbali minor league to competent contenders for the Spike Cup largely due to Landir’s strong arm passing which helps them score consistently.
Awards
9 times voted Most Valuable Player, Bilbali Minor League Championship Medal 2494.
Kharesse ‘Deadly Violet’ Melek
Kharesse is a ferocious young Witch Elf who has built up a considerable reputation due to her frenzied commitment at finishing off any player who stands in her way by repeatedly blocking them and then viciously fouling them if they are still conscious when they hit the turf. Combined with their quick wits and pace she has become a very effective player who has aided Har Garneth’s Hell Raisers to victory in the Chaos Cup recently.
Awards
McMurty Spamburgers ‘Most Violent Kill’ award 2494, AFC Most Valuable Player Award 2495, 3 running touchdowns, 17 casualties inflicted.
Sharproot Straightbranch
The Dryads of the Loren forests have very rarely been known to leave their woodland homes but a few have become jealous of their larger companions the Treemen’s fame. A few such as Sharproot have decided to follow them into the sport of Blood Bowl and they are actually very effective at strengthening the lineup of Wood Elf teams. The Athelorn Avengers are now quite an imposing side due to Sharproot’s strength and steadfastness on the line of scrimmage.
Awards
5 times voted Most Valuable Player, 11 Casualties inflicted.
Gumbo Ranchstock
Gumbo has official been named by Spike! Magazine as the only Halfling who can consistently throw and catch a ball without dropping it immediately through fear of what the opposition might do to him. He may not have much more skill at Blood Bowl than a typical human lineman but he is still adored by the halfling fans throughout the Moot.
Awards
21 times voted Most Valuable Player (the rest of his team are all useless you realize), 2 running touchdowns, 1 casualty inflicted (he finally beat that Snotling).
Fang
Fang is one of those revered Norse lycanthropes (or werewolves to you and I!) but he has managed to change this to his advantage. He managed to avoid persecution by developing the ability to change into a were creature almost whenever he wants and used this ability to great effect on the Blood Bowl field. He has become one of the most violent players that there is but has been known, on occasion, to play almost an entire game in human form whereupon his team usually loses (unsubstantiated allegations of bribery by the opposition have been often raised).
Awards
4 times voted Most Valuable Player, 31 casualties inflicted, ‘Most Balls Eaten During a Match’ award 2494, ‘Most Dog Biscuits Eaten During a Match’ award 2494 and ‘Most Halflings Eaten During a Match’ award 2495 (an incredible 105 Halflings!).
Special
Revert to Human Form – Whenever Fang is KO’d he reverts to his human form with standard lineman stats and no skills for the rest of the match.
Naqat Queer
Naqat is one of many Skaven players who regularly indulge in that peculiar Skaven habit of warpstone snuff. This habit often causes foul and obscure mutations. Naqat has been blessed by the Horned Rat it would seem with tentacles replacing his arms and having his face mutated into one of the most lurid visions allowed in a public place. When this horrendous look is combined with his strength and athleticism he is without a doubt a potent player who certainly warrants his place amongst the Pestilens Plaguebearers.
Awards
7 times voted Most Valuable Player, 2 casualties, 1 catching touchdown and the Spike! Magazine Award for ‘Most Revolting Player’ 2494, 2495.
Grimran ‘The Guvnor’
Grimran first played Blood Bowl at the tender age of 30 and he found himself to be a natural at the game. He proved to be a very strong and resilient player who soon also developed the ability to be an inspirational captain for his team with a good head for skillful special plays.
Awards
9 times voted Most Valuable Player, 4 running touchdowns, 6 casualties caused, one ‘Bulbous Head’ award.
Special
Dazzler – When his team use the Razzle Dazzle card the play works on a 2+ instead of 3+. 1 is still a failure.
Slugglutton Deathspike
Over the years Slugglutton has played for just about every major Chaos team with distinction. Once he was Slarkhaar Von Argnor, a mighty Champion of Chaos that was until he was called upon by the Chaos powers to play Blood Bowl. He took to the sport like a piranha to water and after ten years of killing and maiming for his masters he was rewarded with immortality as a Daemon Prince of Chaos. Since his change he has become a far more potent player and on more than one occasion has demolished an opposing team single handedly.
Awards
47 times voted Most Valuable Player, 132 Casualties inflicted, 13 running touchdowns, GatOrcade Most Amusing Decapitation award 2465, 72, 91, 94.
Thundershout Gristlegnasher
The Giants of the Old World developed a considerable interest in Blood Bowl with some even forming teams of their own. Their neglect to pick up the ball however contributed to their lack of success. There was also a time when they teamed up with some Snotlings to great success but unfortunately their appetites got the better of them and soon enough they were just a Giant team again. There are still a few coaches out there crazy enough to hire Giants to their team provided they have enough sheep to sate its appetite and are wary enough to avoid its massive bulk during training. Thundershout is an example of a particularly enthusiastic Giant player.
Awards
5 times voted Most Valuable Player, 1 passing touchdown, 114 casualties caused.
Special
Insatiable Appetite – After every game Thundershout must be given 10,000 gold pieces (deducted from the treasury) worth of sheep and other cattle to sate his enormous appetite otherwise he will eat 1 point of Fan Factor worth of your crowd!
Splat!! – Whenever Thundershout is knocked down by a Block, Dirty Trick or other means he falls in a random direction using the D8. The ball scatter template is then placed next to Thundershout’s feet in the direction indicated. (This mans that normally 9 squares are covered, squares partially covered are counted as covered on a 4+ on a D6 roll.) Any players who are covered by the template have to make a basic Agility roll or they are knocked over and suffer an automatic Injury roll.
Stomp – Thundershout gets very enthusiastic when playing Blood Bowl so that sometimes he jumps up and down on his opponents in unrestrained glee! Thundershout may perform this once per team turn instead of the team’s foul. He may Stomp on any opposing player in any of the three front squares. For this he causes an Armor roll on the opponent + his Strength (7). However Thundershout falls over on a roll of a 1 on a D6 as with Splat!!
The Mad Bomber
The Mad Bomber was originally Klauz Von Ehg, a gunpowder expert from the university of Nuln and had a hobby of occasionally playing Blood Bowl before his untimely death at the hands of a Necromancer Blood Bowl coach who though that it would be a good idea to add a bombardier to his team! This idea proved a hit with the fans because The Mad Bomber’s accuracy when throwing his bombs is equally as dangerous to his own team as the opposition.
Awards
1 time voted Most Valuable Player, Most Amusing Death award 2457, 59, 67, 72, 73, 74, 85, 91, and 93. 151 casualties caused.
So that is the end of our roundup for this season. However don’t forget to tune in again when we will be back with other wonderful sports items such as descriptions of the great Elephant Nose, Trump ‘a Lump the Ogre Catcher and other legends of the Blood Bowl records, most importantly Spsssssssh the Troll known for his unsurpassed flatulence…
NEW TALENT STAR PLAYERS
|
Name |
Position |
Cost |
MA |
ST |
AG |
AV |
Skills |
Special |
Teams |
|
Fang |
Werewolf Blocker |
170,000 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
Claws, Dodge, Frenzy, Sprint |
Revert to Human |
Human, Undead |
|
Grimran ‘the Guvnor’ |
Dwarf Blitzer |
150,000 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
9 |
Block, Leader, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull |
Dazzler |
Dwarf |
|
Gumbo Ranchstock |
Halfling Thrower |
80,000 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
7 |
Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty |
None |
Halfling |
|
Kharesse ‘Deadly Violet’ Melek |
Witch Elf |
150,000 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up, Tackle |
None |
Dark Elf |
|
Landir Yvrace |
High Elf Phoenix Warrior |
140,000 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
Accurate, Pass, Strong Arm, Sure Hands |
None |
High Elf |
|
The Mad Bomber |
Skeleton Bombardier |
80,000 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
7 |
Hail Mary Pass, Nerves of Steel, Regenerate |
Bombs |
Undead |
|
Naqat Queer |
Skaven Stormvermin |
130,000 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
Block, Dirty Player, Foul Appearance, Tentacles |
None |
Skaven |
|
Sharproot Straightbranch |
Dryad |
150,000 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
None |
Wood Elf |
|
Slugglutton Deathspike |
Daemon Prince |
190,000 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
10 |
Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Razor Sharp Claws, Stand Firm |
None |
Chaos |
|
Thundershout Gristlegnasher |
Giant |
200,000 |
6 |
7 |
1 |
10 |
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Very Long Legs |
Appetite, Splat, Stomp |
Goblin, Norse, Orc |
|
Wrag Bonesnapper |
Ghoul |
160,000 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
Catch, Diving Catch, Dodge, Sprint |
None |
Undead |
Note: Landir Yvrace is called Larholen Swift on his Star Player Card. - Tim
HOW TO CONVERT THE NEW BATCH
As well as devising rules and background for these players we have decided to enhance your enjoyment of them by producing this simple conversion guide. Now you can make your very own Fang and Slugglutton Deathspike models to play in your teams!
Wrag Bonesnapper
This one’s so easy it’s criminal:
Landir Yvrace
Tricky to do but rather cool.
Kharesse ‘Deadly Violet’ Melek
Easy as a pie… Mmm… Pie…
Sharproot Straightbranch
Lemon squeezy.
Add a Space Marine plastic shoulder pad to the left arm of Dryad 4 (74202/3). It is a good idea to plain the shoulder pad up so that is looks wooden – lots of metal does not fit in with Wood Elves.
Gumbo Ranchstock
Fang
No conversion needed – use Werewolf 1 (074542/13). (When he reverts to human form use a plastic Human Lineman model.)
Naqat Queer
This conversion should cause you no problems.
It’s a good idea to paint him with strangely colored skin and/or fur.
Grimran ‘The Guvnor’
Slugglutton Deathspike
This one is rather nard and is definitely not for beginners.
Thundershout Gristlegnasher
Not a hard conversion but quite expensive.
The Mad Bomber
Use Skeleton with Bomb (074503/19) from the old 86-91 catalogue. I think he looks really cool as he is so I couldn’t bring myself to convert him.